Peaches-"He wants to stick it up your ass."
Jackie- " But that's a knife!!!"
Peaches- " Yeah, I know. Twice."
Steve- "I'd still fuck her."
Steve- "If he didn't come back, I woulda robbed them."
Amber- "Peaches, I love you."
Peaches- "Shut up bitch."
Amber- "But Peaches, I love you."
Peaches- "See, I don't love you. I love the candy you bring me."
Jackie- "Dude, he was psycho."
Dom- "Whoa!!!!"
Jackie- "What did I do????"
Dom- " That was scary. You sounded like Steve. Like he threw his voice."
Jackie- "Ok."
Jason- "Yeah I cleaned my room and i found candy on the floor from you puttin it in my pocket."
Amber- "Oh you finally cleaned your room?"
Emerson- "What you've been in his room? Uh oh."
Amber- "No"
Jason- "Yeah I wish she was in my room."
Emerson- "It would be just like Tommy's............... only naked."
Amber- "Let's just go home."
Jackie- "No, lets go get your soda."
Me-"Half the time i'm not really confused. I just like to pretend I am."
Jackie-" And you have to keep it from lighting the fires that make it abundantly full of happiness!"
(talking to Jason about her hand)
Jackie-"Im just gonna sit here ashamed for a little while."
Jackie-" Yeah i'm a whore, but we decided Aimee is a double whore."
Aimee:"Oh i think I just smelled randomness."
Me-"Probably, it is this place."
Me-" Its like just some random thing that wants to hurt you. You're like please don't hurt me and
its like yes im going to hurt you."
SugaHuney18: sorry sorry
SugaHuney18: i mean i need to teach u how to talk to people so u can
have friends
LilAmbert9: i have friends
JJDynomite80: when i wake up i usually wonder around half naked
JJDynomite80:
then slowly get dressed
JJDynomite80: hey guess what
LilAmbert9: wat????
JJDynomite80: i got to go food shopping today
LilAmbert9:
u got to go food shopping today?
JJDynomite80: yea all by myself
LilAmbert9: awww im so proud of u jason
JJDynomite80: my dog just followed me upstairs
JJDynomite80: everywhere i went
LilAmbert9:
ur dog loves u
JJDynomite80: i stopped stared at him
LilAmbert9: hahaha. u would
JJDynomite80: he stared back
LilAmbert9:
im not surprised hes a dog
JJDynomite80: went into one of those im a dog and im gonna run in circles kinda deals
LilAmbert9:
hahahaha. thats great
JJDynomite80: stopped grabbed his bone and followed me back down
JJDynomite80: fuckin weirdo
JJDynomite80: remember when i told you he pissed on my floor
LilAmbert9: yeah i remember, did
u ever clean that up?
JJDynomite80: no anyway lol
JJDynomite80: he did it again
JJDynomite80: :-P
LilAmbert9: i still care
JJDynomite80: :-X
LilAmbert9: huh? once again
i have entered the state of confusion
JJDynomite80: what else is new
JJDynomite80: better be or else id have to smack you silly next time you work
LilAmbert9: oh u
still wanna fight huh?
LilAmbert9: ill kik ur ass
JJDynomite80: and i'll smack you so hard you will learn to spell right
Jackie- "You are in charge of the monkeys."
Me-"Huh?"
Jackie-"I meant to say its like the blind
leading the blind. I have no idea where monkeys came from."
P i N k Y x9102: n my mom will HOPEFULLY let me stay home...
P i N k Y x9102: grrrr i hope so
anywayz
P i N k Y x9102: cuz i REALLY dont feel like going
LilAmbert9: pretend like ur dying
LilAmbert9: lol
P
i N k Y x9102: lol
P i N k Y x9102: im on her shitlist right now tho
P i N k Y x9102: ..
P i N k Y x9102: cuz i got
her sick
P i N k Y x9102: lol!!!!!!!!!!
LilAmbert9: hahahahaha
LilAmbert9: sux 2 b her
LilAmbert9: LOL
P i
N k Y x9102: but SHHHH! i dont think that its funny!
P i N k Y x9102: lol
LilAmbert9: yeah man
P i N k Y x9102: **i
really do tho**
P i N k Y x9102: hahaha
LilAmbert9: shower in a half hour.................then get ready 4 my big day tomm
LilAmbert9:
w/ all the lil 4th graders :-D
SugaHuney18: haahaha
LilAmbert9: that makes me sound like a child molester
SugaHuney18:
well u are don't lie
Amber-"I Have a bruise on my knee and i have no idea how it got there."
Lisa-"I'm not touching
that one with a 10 foot pole."
Greg-"Which one was it? Phil or Jason?"
Later On.........
Jason-"My jaw hurts for some reason."
Lisa-"Greg we have a winner."
LilAmbert9: jackie just told me she woke up this morning and she had no pants on....and she dont
remember takin them off
JJDynomite80: shhhhhhhhhh the pants fairy
LilAmbert9: lmao
LilAmbert9: my mom wants to know
if ur the pants fairy or batman?
JJDynomite80: both
LilAmbert9: she said oh ok
JJDynomite80: im the pants fairy plus
batman on the side
JJDynomite80: so if im stealin your pants and someone is robbin your house i can kill 2 birds with 1
stone
LilAmbert9: wow wow wow
JJDynomite80: so take the pants nab the bad guy and swing out the window
JJDynomite80:
and take his pants
LilAmbert9: well at least u have a plan
JJDynomite80: pants fairy batman
Amber-"Yeah when Jimmy broke his leg thats when i started sleeping around."
Jason-"I knew who it was, so I didn't bother calling you back."
Jason-"You, you stealer of my friend!!!!"
Kaleena-" See, you know its bad when a black person says they're moving to get away from all the
black people."
Jackie-"Shut up Amber. You'll be drunk in like 3 seconds anyway."
Me- "Ahhh! You grabbed my boob again!"
Rich- " Yes. Yes i did."
Me- "Thats sexual harassment."
Rich-
" And you take it like a champ."
Me- "Well ya know. I guess it wouldnt be fair if it was only me sexually harassing people.
You take it like a champ too, Rich."
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they
panic and give in.
Me-"My mind was tricked. It didn't like that."
*Jackie-"I just like sex, and he gives it to me."*
*Jackie-"Imma kill this bitch."*
*Jackie-"He's a place to be and a time to go."*
*(ALL OF THESE ARE REFFERING TO DOM MOLESS) LoL*
ANDREWS RAP
zamp dont be a bum , we think your so fuckin dumb , u sit on the couch all day somkin
your ciggs while your hang out with dirtball girls who act like pigs , the day will come when your mom will kick u out
and your goin to be standing on the curb thinking what all that shit about
Jessica- "Man my boobs hurt."
Me- "maybe ur gettin your period."
Jessica- "nah i had that like 2 weeks ago."
Me- " You never know. Your body can be tricky like that."
Kaleena- "Everyone has a goal in life. Im not gonna stop them from wat they want to be. Like my friend,
she wants to be a dinosaur. Im not going to tell her she cant be a dinosaur. That would crush her dream."
Dad- " If he only knew how much I went through to find that Luke Skywalker action figure. Then he
chews the legs off. Bastard."
Jackie- "Ow Amanda that hurts!"
Amanda- "Oh yeah bitch."
Lisa-" The monkey just called the penguin a bitch! Zoo fight! Zoo fight!"
JJDynomite80: im seeing if the pants fairy visited Jackie
LilAmbert9 : hahahahaha. thats great
JJDynomite80:
i think hes thinkin of swinging by your house sometime
LilAmbert9: oh relly?
JJDynomite80: yep he told me that, he said
that amber has got some hot pants
LilAmbert9: yyyyeeesssss
LilAmbert9: thats greatness 2. lol
JJDynomite80: batman
said he just wants to raid the liquor cabinet
LilAmbert9: well my parents have a fridge in the basement w/ only beer in
it..........................
JJDynomite80: batman says thats fine
Dr Humungo: sessions
LilAmbert9: sessions?
LilAmbert9: im confused
Dr Humungo: hump sessions
LilAmbert9:
oOoOo
LilAmbert9: i get it!
LilAmbert9: i wish i had some of them
Dr Humungo: oh yeah
LilAmbert9: that would b
sweet
Dr Humungo: you can have my wang
LilAmbert9: yyyyyeeeeeessssss!
Dr Humungo: its 7 inches
LilAmbert9: yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss!
LilAmbert9:
im excited now!
Dr Humungo: cool
Andrew- "Yeah i'm gonna go home, and my mom is gonna be like wats on your shirt and ill be like DRUGS!
Ian- "Hey, you dont know if i can be gay. I could wake up tommorow and be gay. You dont know that."
Jim-
"Ian trust me, your not gay."
( FYI: Jim is gay)
Chris- "He said they were walking through the park and she grabbed his ass and balls at the same
time. With one hand!"
Jackie-"I wish I had some drugs to smoke."
Me- "I wish you had some drugs for me to smoke."
Me-" My hoe has a nice ass."
Dan M- "Are you waiting for the bus?"
Me- " Nah Nick is givin me a ride home."
Dan M- "So what hes gettin a little road head?"
Me- " Oh yeah"
Dan M- " Man i haven't had that in awhile. How far away do you live?"
Me- "Like 10 mins."
Dan M- "Hey i'll give you a ride home......ya know, 10 minutes, 10 times."
Me- " Yeah, gimmie head hoe."
Me- "Give me bac the pen. Dan's being a big ol bitch bout it."
Nick- " Here" Extends shirt pocket
Amber- "Thanks."
Nick- "You all sow that! She touched my boob. That's sexual harrasment."
Amber- "And u take it like a champ Nick."
Nick- " Hahahaha........owwwwwwww!"
Kyle- " Dude when i'm old, i'm gonna go like 90 down Baltimore Pike. Then when a cop pulls me over,
im gonna be like, hurry up and give me my ticket, im old and i got more shit to steal."
Kyle- " Can you imagine when we get old? I mean you dont really hear old people curse and they still
listen to what was popular when they were young. Man when we are old, we'll be like fuck this and fuck that, goin 90 down
the freeway jamming to Pantera. My grandson will be like grandpa? can we go to the zoo ? Then i'll be like zoo? what are you
gay? when i was your age i was smoking joint with my uncle. Yeah when we get old it will be amazing."
Kyle- "I will eat your heart
Me- "How do you spell brilliant?"
Jessica- " What?!? Blow You?!?"
Me- "Yeah David is in the back."
Lauren- " Really? We have to go see him."
Both Go in back
Me-" Yo David."
Lauren- "Omg. Hey David........is that really you?"
Me- "Its hard to talk to the dishwasher since all they speak is spanish."
Lauren- "Yeah i mean, i just dont speak mexican."
