~*Bert*~

2005----> year of the Leon bitches

"if anyone asked me to marry them before i was 26, i would punch them in the face." Allison Sheldrake

People do care. . .

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

You dont have to repost it if you dont want. but it made me feel better when i read it so maybe if you do it can make someone else happier.

Bertucci's--> Authentic italian food made by mexicans--> New slogan bitches, learn it and love it

~EVIL GOO FOR LIFE BITCHES!~

http://www.livejournal.com/users/crzychica688/

my livejournal check it biotches

a couple things i really think are lame that people do on AIM profiles:
1. people who link to their journal with a word in a one line attempt at being poetic that they got from a lyric website or on the inside of their newest cd cover
2. putting. a period. after. every. word. is. also. gay.
3. girls' profiles who say i love you to more than one guy
4. people who give shoutouts to their friends by listing their initials (for example: cs.tm.jg.os.jz.re.jg)
5. random dates followed by random acronyms, because i dont care that "4/3/02 AAF"
6. names/words surrounded by series' of tildes and asterisks
7. any macros depicting bunnies, fairies, angels, teddies, hearts and especially ethnic flags cuz i dont care what your country's fucking colors are

8. countdowns til anything, cuz once again no one cares when you and your boyfriends 37 day anniversary or how long til your senior week in nj

9. more than 2 inside jokes, for example: omg remember the pickle! and orange snufflewuzzies hehe!

http://home.attbi.com/~etrata/flash/donkey.swf.

My buddy Jason.......... i never see my buddy no more :(

8 hours of work: 48$

cost of bus ride: 2$

pizza at half price: 5$

hearing your boss imatate Ralph Wiggum: PRICELESS

LOL Kyle. Our Mastercard commercial

SHE SMELLS LIKE A FUCKEN ITALIAN HOAGIE!

LoL sum fun times guys

Kids dough thrown at the face, eligable batchelers, embarassing Joe, me and michele the twins, do it dave, meeting thomas, notes to John from Michele, mistaken identity, boob grabs, lesbian moments no one sees (what a waste) and thats just and hour with all my friends eating at Bertucci's

Allison- " Yeah amber i'm gonna call you up one day and be like call up tom we're coming over. But you gotta make sure the theveny's are there so i can have the theveny party. David and Steve can sit on either side of me, joe can sit on my lap, and jake can stroke my hair."

*~ i didnt kno they were naked tom!~*

Get off my lawn niggas! Haha sum fun times looking for an insane asylum...... hmm i would been the girl virgin who caused it all, jake would die first cuz he's a whore, mike d would be too fat to run so he'd get killed, tom would try to be the hero and get killed doing that so it looks like only me and steven are gonna live. they never kill off the only girl......

TOM- Sweetie, know that you always have a friend in me and you can always talk to me. I care about you soooooo much and i am so glad i have met you. Bertucci's wouldnt be the same without you. LoL my mom def woulda given u the address and i think it woulda been great if u crashed the party......damn u nick for not driving down! Thanx for everything sweetie~~ you make me feel like i actually matter. Your the best thing that has ever happened to me. Just remember i'm alwyz here for you no matter what. your the one person i tell EVERYTHING to and one of the few ppl that i trust no questions asked.... hope you kno that sweetie. im gonna try and be more open with the feelings sweetie, i kno i can be ~*~*~*~*~i love you~*~*~*~*~

MICHELE (AKA- Shit)- Man shit smells. LoL. Nah not really. Bear Fucker! do u need assistance? Omg! there is a bee~ oh wait thats just my shadow. Time for the test. ENTER. LoL . they woulda thought we were nutz. Lets call up Jason and tell him he needs to take a shower. LoL . Man i love the bus rides home with u. NO matter what you'll always be my home girl. Hehe David is your new lil bro and we're gonna hook you up with Nick, Joe, John, and Dan M....... the bertucci's slut LoL. Hehe some fun times over Tom's house huh? thanx for alwyz listening to me when i had problems....you really are such a great friend and i trust you wholey and completlely

NICK- thanx sooo much for the rides home all the time. at least one person is lookin out for me wen im tryin to get home from work. im sry to say this but u are now officially my friend and stuck with me. LoL. Hehe u know where i live now......should i b scared? thanx for actually tryin to look out for me sumtimes. at least i kno sumone cares! Yeah man lets go have ourselves a good old immature time! Hehe. Immaturity is the key to all successfulness and FUN in life........at least according to me. Car rides with the air zooka and some water ballons. Those were some fun times. How bout that guy who walked up to the car? Omg i wanted to cry! Hehe. Just remember Nick----> i'm your best friend thats a girl and dont you forget it! Happy 21st birthday! i miss the good ol' immature times

JASON-Diesel Anne the Dominatrix. Yes that would b me. LOL. ms sarley remembers you! Who are you? I am BATMAN! my rents give u props for that one. LOL. dont bring ur drunken friends around anymore plz. i like my life. LOL. remember---- u gotta come w/ me to visit peaches. u ppl dont know wat ur missin! yeah and i definetly DIDNT delete wat i was sayin to kaleena. for serious. let me keep swingin from that tree............. so predictable wat u wrote in my yearbook. i knew u would write sumthin bout my laugh. U really are like my best friend jason and i hope u know that. u are def. like my older bro. Newspaper headline: Kids found abandoned, Twinkie arrested. LoL. u are the giant twinkie w/ the beer in his hand. Like i said u ARE my best friend n i hope u know that. Sorry bout Sam.......... i still love you Jas! Best Friend Forever!!!!

KYLE H- OMG u are the best person in the world to work with. U crack me up soooo much with ur random babbling. U r amazing and one of the reasons i luv goin to work. I can alwayz look foward to some amazing story wen i work with u! i do miss u!

DAVID- yeah man u kno work been fun. Yeah u like the scratch n sniff underware that im rockin. David come here! Let me fix ur apron......have u been smoking? OMG that was amazing i did sound like ur mom. Its kinds scary...........LoL. admit it u have fun with me Do It Dave. your one of a kind buddy and you know your my fav to work with. shiny box baby!

(PUERTO RICAN)JOE- yeah isnt it scary how much alike me and Michele are? So you wouldnt be able to put up with two of me LoL. Best friends! Give me a high five! So how you like meeting my fat and ugly friends! I kno you liked the fight btwn Laura and Rich callin each other niggers and jews. You are a sweet kid and you should never change buddy. everyone loves joe thev......especially allison lol. your a great guy joseph michael theveny (HAHA)

CAIT- ur the funnest. My name is Crosby, ca ca ca CROSBY! it just dont work man! hahaha dont try and pick up the clif10 cops. I miss our summer times in Diamond park. Im gonna miss you sooo much when you move! No asians buying your house tho.

LUB- we've had sum fun times the last 3 years at diamond park. lookin for the bum and me topless. hehe. hopefully we will have a ton more cuz that summer was the best EVER. Hmmm aliens forked your house? haha u had no idea it was me and michele. your such a great friend dude and i luv ya. you rock out with your cock out haha

STEVEN- another theveny.....aren't there enough of you guys? haha thanx for callin me amburger. your a real cool kid and i hope you kno that

HICKMAN-word up yo. LoL. i trust you more than almost anyone else at work. I love the mexican comment. Our lil Jessica Simpson hehe.

SHAWN- im sorry im such a bitch at work, but admit it, u like it that way. LoL. Rite Shakira?

KYLE D- haha buddy you kno we have a blast at work playin jenga and fuckin with ppl at work. you kno i alwyz got your back....but thats just cuz we own jeff gross and soon we will own derek too LoL

JESSICA- Hmmm. i think you are the smart one outta the group. LoL. Let's play with shaving cream in skool! LoL. We have had sum fun times so far n we will continue to have tons more. Soooo much fun the nite we hung out, we gotta do it again. Super bowl was amazing (too bad i hate football). March 12-16th was amazing and we gotta do it again this summer. draculas ball was amazing. haha its fun gettin drunk with you, aaron and shit and talkin on my cell for an hour while im "not drunk". haha first sign that im shit faced is when i say im sober hehe

LAUREN- u have SARS. LoL. nah im just kidden. it sux u were sic all that time n missed sum fun times during our lunch break. yes we are def procrastinators. LoL. We must have u see Super Troopers. Hehe i love the chapstick collection in ur car. Its about damn time u cleaned ur car. i can finally sit in it now. Hehe. The walks to your car mean so much to me. How bout we ditch Sampsons class while standing out front of it? Miss ya girlie--- we gotta chill sometime but you gotta get your cell fixed!

GINA B- its been fun so far gettin to know u this wonderful year. See Jason would get along with shit really good. LoL. Hmmm can i say Ian and Chris? And can i say drunken spring break phone calls? Hehe. Your the best ever

LAURA- its pretty cool your back.... i finally got someone to chill with. lets find you a job that you dont get fired from. Hmmm can i say pavlo, steve and joe? hehe. cant believe you and jim got an apt together...letsd see how long this lasts LoL

TARA- its been a blast the last few months. hehe heathers x-mas party. Lets go back to denny's so i can violate another wet floor sign. Dude we have to go bowling again sumtime soon. i love being beat up with a Pepsi bottle and lieing in the parking lot in extreme pain from it as i scream words we dont understand. Hehe.

STEVE-dad's house is scary. i still gotta give u a call. u better visit like u said! I miss my steve stanley. i miss u! way fun wen u stopped by lisa's all coked up. thats the steve stanley i know and luv. LoL. We havta chill sumtime soon. haha you thought i was really locked up a jail cell! god you rock out with your cock out steve stanley!

ALLY- Even tho we dont talk much.....u are still a great friend n hold a special place in my heart

PEACHES- I love you peaches! but u only love the candy i bring u. u thought china was in europe. HAHAHAHA. who thinks that? Is baltimore pike a nice road? how bout 420? Are u into satanic rituals? what about the kids at columbine, u think they were? where do u come up with these ideas peachy? but u wouldnt b the same if u wern't like that. u better stop in on fri! i wanna see u in that prom tux. And i did! Imma miss my peaches. dont leave me!!! U better write or call or else.

JACKIE- We will destroy Orf. HAHAHA. Lemmie just get a car, my license, and some silly string and we'll b ready to go. FUCK DOM! hes an ass n-e-wayz. lol u failed ur permit. hey that was pretty fun "borrowing" your moms car when they were up the mountains. Thanx so much for givin me and joe a ride home from work-> it was greatly appreciated

FELTEN- i miss the car rides w/ u! Sry i spelled ur name wrong 4 so long! Take a look at urself.......ur white not black! guess wat??? imma gonna come to ur house and rape u one nite, yes i am going to take advantage of an underage drunk person

ANDY- sexy sexy nipples. "Permently Borrowed" ur beanie. Ummm last time i checked Andelicious you were white too....not black

ANDREW- SHARK! Outta the water! Lets play some CAPTURE. u gotta start comin up the park again.

MANDA- I love u, u complete me!

ZAMP- better not quit sk8tin. dont u ever touch my ass again! that was kinda scary

AIMEE- hahahaha. I made u spill ur drink. Hmmmm didnt realize we could smell randomness. Every time i see u i remember how much fun u are! YEEESSS AIMEE!!!

HEATHER- yeah im embarrasing at the bowling ally. But its ok! we have fun! The xmas party was amazing n we gotta have another party!cant wait 4 the pool hall!

JOHNNY- way to think bout cars......ur such a weirdo but i do luv ya! cant belive your a 17 yr old daddy

STOPHER- I must adopt u. ive known u since i was 3 and u were 2. we have just sooooo much history together and i hope u know u can always come to me when u need sumthin. I still consider u one of my best friends and never change!

JIM- Hmmmmm. so Ian wants to be gay? LOL. u are the expert on being gay and u know he cant wake up one day and be like hmmm. im gay. LOL. i never laughed so hard in my life. wat would i do w/out u in genetics? probly be failing worse than i already am.

RASHEED- it isnt racist! the white house is called the white house cause its painted white. it cant be a black christmas......snow is white! hmmmm. ur going to dance w/ ian at the prom? maybe he can be gay.........

Eric- i am sooo glad we have become such good ass friends. i miss u at temple! gimmie a call on the cellie sum time cuz i kno u got the digits. Yes Eric i saved the best for last. I still gotta come up temple like i've been sayin i will.........i just never get the chance!

TO ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT, SRY BUT I STILL LUV YA!

~*BERT*~

Top 5 Dumbest Bertucci's Moments

(According to Jeff O)

5. Kelly Hood trying to put a wheelchair at 36

4. Tom and the drink/desert menus

3. Hickman saying she dont know how to speak mexican

2. Karen V. and the degreaser

AND THE #1 DUMBEST THING......

1. Megan not knowing she was caucasion...... she thought she was "other"

Jackie and Cait.

My Best Bud Eric (Happy Now?)

Muh buddy Luke...... damn i haven't seen him in awhile

This is Dom and Peaches from work. Peachy now is in college so i dont see him no more. Dom is in the Air Force and i miss him lotz . He is now in GeRmAnY for the next two years. Congrats on gettin married Dominic! And your new baby!!!!!!!!!

steve and joe thev...they rock out

haha i stoled this pic from tom's site. anyway this is david a.k.a do it dave. he's muh buddy

stole this pic from his site too.... this is joe thev a.k.a puerto rican joe.everyone loves joe thev

~When I fiRst saw yOu, I was aFRAid to talk to yOu. WHen I first TALked to you, I WAs afraID to like yOu. WheN I fIRSt likED you, I Was aFRaid to lOve you. Now tHAt I lOVe yOu, i'm AfrAid to lOse yoU~

*~bEfOrE i met you i NeVeR knew what it was like to LoOk at someone and sMiLe for nO rEaSoN~*

~*No gUy is worth your tEaRs and when you fiND one that is, he Won'T make you cRy*~

~*ThE BiggesT ReGreTs in LiFe are ThE ChanCes noT TakEn~*

~* i wAnT tO bE rEmEmBeReD aS tHe GiRl WhO aLwAyS sMiLeD aNd ThE gIrL wHo AlWaYs BrIgHtEnEd Ur DaY*~

*~ Dont b sad bout MiSsInG sumone from your past, theres a rEaSoN they didnt make it to your FuTuRe~*

*~fRiEnDsHiP isnt how long you've been tOgEtHeR, it isnt bout how much you've GiVeN or rEcIevEd nor how many TiMeS you've hElPeD each other but its how you VaLuE one another*~

*~ life brings smiles, tears, n memories. tears dry, smiles fade, but memories last forever~*

~* Friendship is the most important part of life. Losing friendsships and distancing yourself is hard and it hurts. I just want to let these ppl kno i miss them, and i have some great memories......... JaCkIe, KaLeEnA, DoM, DaN, PaULEy, RiCh, LiSa, MeGaN P, KaLLiE, AmBeR (RhOdA), PhIL, TokEnS, ForLEpA, fELteN, PreStoN, JoHnnY, AndeLIcioUS.......miss you all....

~*A Friend is soMeONe who knows aLL about yOu and loves you AnyWAy*~

~*"Best friends just won't leave your side" -Blink 182~*

~*With friends, you can do anything or nothing and still have the best time*~

*~SENIOR YEAR~*

senior year is a year that can be marked by change, change in attitude, a change in plans and a change in friends. its makin friends that will last a lifetime and loosing some of the friendships that you thought would be the ones to last forever.

its being the ultimate procrastintor. being up at 2am doing a research paper thats due that morning. a project that you had for over a month n a half already. its reachin the point where lunch is no lnger time when u eat, its doing whatever work u have due the next block. its reachin the point where u stop caring n wondering why this teacher stand in front of u is yelling at the class on a daily basis b/c no one does there work anymore. its then being amazed at the quality work u manage to spit out when ur sleep deprived and battling a deadline thats 2 hours away.

its being up till all hours of the night talkin to freinds ...the ones u see everyday anyway and awaiting that long anticipated chat invitation so you can spend a few more hours of mindless chat. its those craz ass parties , the kind that get u thru the week whether its the lingering memory of one from the previous weekend or if its the anticipation of one for the upcoming weekend.

its walkin into a classroom onlyto be informed you have test that u obviously didnt study for and then finding urself pondering why this seems to happen to u on a weekly basis. its planning what classes ur gonna take power naps in, cuz u average 3 hrs of sleep a night, not cuz ur doing work ... just cuz for some reason u like to do that. and u think 3hrs of sleep is perfectly normal. its being able to go to ur classes and just enjoy urself goofing around w/ ur friends.

its finding out who ur true friends are and realizing that the very people u thought would kick u when ur down are the ones to pick u bak up n keep u going. its figuring out that those people are gonna be there for u

its realizing that senior year is a collection of both some of the greatest n saddest times in ur life. its lookin bak on it and not wanting to change a thing, even the bad b/c u kno w/o the good n the bad u would not be where u are today. its wanting to just re-live this time over n over n never wanting to change a thing.

That is the definition of senior year